Your lactose pipeline since the early web.
MILK.com is Dan Bornstein's personal network of pages — music, recipes, humor, and true stories, running continuously since 1994. No ads, no algorithm, just a home page.
On this site right now
- Danfuzz's Home Page — the person behind the pipeline
- Fuzzboy & DJ Danfuzz — original music, unabashedly self-promoted
- The J. Random Humor Archive — two decades of jokes worth keeping
- Milk News: Lactoserv, a new web application server, just shipped
Everything Danfuzz has put out into the world
A literal directory, the way milk.com has always organized itself — just tidied up into cards.
Danfuzz's Home Page
The person behind MILK Kommunikations Ko-Op — background, projects, and current work.
Visit page → ToolBarcode Server
A small utility for generating barcodes on demand, one of the oldest tools still hosted here.
Visit page → RecipesDan's Favorite Recipes
A running collection of recipes worth keeping and worth sharing.
Visit page → MusicFuzzboy
Danfuzz produces music under this name — blatant self-promotion, by his own admission.
Visit page → MusicDJ Danfuzz
More blatant self-promotion: DJ sets and mixes.
Visit page → HumorThe J. Random Humor Archive
A long-running archive of jokes, one-liners, and things that made someone laugh.
Visit page → LibraryMimu: Music Demos and Library
Demos and a small library of music, catalogued for anyone who wants to dig through it.
Visit page → StoriesTrue Stories
Things that actually happened, written down before they got fuzzy.
Visit page → ArchiveWall O' Shame
A record kept for posterity. You'll have to click through to understand.
Visit page →Latest from the Ko-Op
Posted by Dan Bornstein
A new project in the redecentralization / federation space
I'm currently working on a new project in the redecentralization / federation space. A prototype is in the works, and I am hoping to share more information soon. As part of the project, I've created a new web application server called Lactoserv. Find the blurb and source link at Postham, a sibling site to this one.
Read the Lactoserv blurb at Postham.com →Sibling sites
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